"If the entire population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction."

I’m sure the walkers would eventually run out and you’d have nothing but crawling (as opposed to flying?) babies after a while.



Maybe It Was A Bit Over-Kill To Break A Bottle Of Champagne On My Desktop.

Welcome! Come one, come all! Just make sure to clean yourself off when you’re done… It looks as if this is the beginning of a journey. Where are we headed? Who knows, but at least you’ll be able to read about some awesome art, comedy, film, science, philosophy and, hell, even politics, along the way. In any event, this one shameful first post. What could spice up this maiden voyage?


Ah, there we go.


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